The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 05; The Concert. THE Smile. The Run.

Just a heads up; This article contains lots of Taylor Swift related-ness :D

Hahah sorry for the delay guys. New post was due to be released last weekend... But got caught up in.... TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT !!! WOOP WOOP ~!!!!

Omg it was sooooo good hahah. Infact; 'sooooo good' doesn't even begin to describe how good it was !! The only way I could express how I truly felt is if I got every single positive word like "awesome" and "epic" and "pwnage" and combined them all together to make a super ultimate word. It's a pity that word hasn't been invented yet. Yes my friends, that is how good it was. Lmaooo XP
Unfortunately my homogenous computer wont connect to the computer, so I can't upload any photos or videos of the concert. Though it was the only concert I've ever been to, it was the best.
Reasons as to why it was so good ? Here XP ;;

-> It's Taylor Swift :D

-> She's really good live. Just as good, if not better, than her studio stuff

-> It's Taylor Swift:D

-> Got front row spots in the mosh pit. @ Times, I was only an arms length away from her :D unfortunately, I didn't get to touch her D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
@ Some stage, in the videos, you can hear me yelling "COME CLOSER BIATCH !!! YOU'RE MINE !!!" But she didn't come closer D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

-> It's Taylor Swift :D

-> Did I mention 'cuz it's Taylor Swift ? If not, I'll mention it now :P

-> It's Taylor Swift :D

But these front row mosh pit spots weren't free. No, for there is justice in the world... Haha 'had to line up for 7 hours :D Believe it or not, I was not the first one there. There had a been a whole pack of girls who had been lining up since 5 in the mornin' .... =.="
Hahah in conclusion; Great time with Lydia :P Sure Sarah and Emily and Lydia and Emily and EVERYONE ELSE who went would agree !!


Hmmmkays, so, lately, whenever I got to buy lunch from my school canteen, I get Hot Cheese Rolls, which are basically Hot Dog Rolls, filled with hot melted cheese. The reason i get these, is because... Well, basically, I'm Asain, and these are like only "$1.50". I emphasized $1.50 because the canteen sells these hot cheese rolls for $1.50, and everyone else gets them for $1.50, BUT, I get mine for $1.00-$1.20 :D
You must be wondering why I get such a discount !!?
&& The simple answer is; because of my smile, OR THE Smile !! DUN DUN DUN *fully sick and wicked(wicked, wicked, the jungle is massive, wicked, wicked, the jungle is massive) suspenseful music*
How THE Smile works...;;
Step 1.) SMILE, but it's gotta be a subtle kinda smile. Not a big pedo one.
Step 2.) There is no step 2.
The only thing is that I've tried explaining this to Neryan and Ramit and Joe, but I just don't think they've got it in 'em.
I reckon' if there was a So You Think You Can Smile(SYTYCS), I'd totally win, hahah XP

Well, a while back, if you remember, I was trying to teach Victor what it means to keep promises, and I promised that I would try to run the entire cross country, straight. For most fit, or atleast not-lazy-bums like me, running it straight is a piece of cake. Unfortunately I'm a fatass, and cannot be bothered to get up in the morning and start training. As a result, I will probs have to gun it, destroying my body in the process...
But I really don't wanna kill my body, but backing out isn't an option, so I'm sorta in an epic fail dilema... hmmm what would thou do ?

That is all.

Thanks for reading everyone ! Please comment and/or follow if you haven't already, THANKS !

Nathan, out !

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 04; Dedication Failure. Sorry !

Hmmkays. First off, I would like to appologise to all my readers, as i failed to commit to blog writing during these holidays, and did not give any of you's a heads up, of my going on haitus.
Woopsies, that'd be slightly my bad, eh ?

Also, I've recieved many messages from people who shall remain unamed;

[Hey Nathan. You're so sexy and awesome and cool and what not. I would also really appreciate it if you would upload some photos of yourself. And I mean the ones which excentuate your rock-hard abs and massive guns.
When will you start writing more unbelievably funny and entertaining blog posts ? I'm waiting in eager anticipation for the day a new blogpost appears on my Homepage. Yes, indeedy, I have made your blog my homepage :D
Thanks
NathanIsTehBomb23]

In response to your very heart felt and real email, I am honoured that you find my blogs funny and entertaining, and have even Homepaged my blog, but unfortunately I cannot upload photos of myself due to "technical difficulties"... Sorry ~! :'(
But, as a consollation prize for being such a great blog follwer, NathanIsTehBomb23, I can give you a link to a photo of me with a six-pack. I'm the one in blue board-shorts :P;;

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=3998280&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=784662569&id=586391490

-End of Response to NathanIsTehBomb23-

Hahah, sorry to disappoint you, yet again, but this isn't an actual post. This is just my little appology post for failing to dedicate of the summer holidays. My real post should be up soon. ish. hopefully. :)

Thanks for reading everyone ! Please comment and/or follow if you haven't already, THANKS !

Nathan, out !

p.s. Do you think that email was really ? The answer will surprise you !

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p.s.s.s. My "OMG" spammage has slightly increased the length of this post. Mwahahah ;P