Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 03; The Conquest Of A Testimony to True Manhood & Epic Failiures pt.1

I'm sorry for a delay in the new chapter in my life, but here it is, finally ! Hope you's enjoy :P

As many of you know, Naruto is a ninja, as well as a MAN. Part of being a ninja/man is to never give up and to never go back on your word (Never break promises). Recently I made a promise to Victor that I would compile a playlist of hyping-up music and run the Cross-Country STRAIGHT, as in, run the ENTIRE thing, no breaks. Upon reflection, I think it's fair to say, that making that promise was a stupid BUT manly and ninja thing to do, so they cancel each other out :P Now, I need to keep that promise, and that would mean;

A - Run it straight with no prior practice and completely destroy my body.

B - Start training, so i can ensure that I keep my word.

C - There are no other options. For many people C would be the 'backing out' option, but it is my obligation, NEIGH, my DUTY to not give up and do it.

I believe many of my 'friends' would advise me to go with A because it would be funny to see my body die, and they highly doubt I can do it... ITS CALLED FAITH, BITACHES

Hmmm, after examining my extremely limited options, B seems to be the 'no-brainer'. But many of you would be wrong because that would involve waking up sooner than 7.45am (I know, it is an outrage to wake up so early ~!) and I need my sexy beauty sleep, exhibit A; my sexy face :D
And can I really be bothered waking up so early, when I can just gun it...? But gunning it doesn't have a 100% success rate, like method B...

So, the true question is be a man and epic fail my body or train to become strong and keep my promise ?! They both seem like such Naruto-y things to do ~! What should I do...?
Comment your opinion, Go ~! !


In attempt to remedy my boredom, I was net surfing through http://www.i-am-bored.com/, A site for people who are bored.
And I found this; which related to my previous post about twilight. In a nut shell, it has excellent diagrams with labels, which will help me further embed the homosexuality of twilight in some reader's mind's :D
Through this, I have found about 5 pictures which can sum up the entire twilight saga-ish






I'm sorry, you can't really read the last one, but it says
"For example - Werepig (Werewolf Pig)"
"Or grown women who still thinks like 13 yo girls"
"ILY Werepig <3"

Haha, sorry this post mainly comprised of pictures, but they are funny though, riiighht...?
Lydia and Emily ~ Mah Taylor Swift Buddies ~ Forever & Always(Its the name to one of her songs from Fearless)
Thanks for reading everyone ! Please comment and/or follow if you haven't already, THANKS !
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*That's the noise a fire truck makes :P*

Nathan, out !