The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 05; The Concert. THE Smile. The Run.

Just a heads up; This article contains lots of Taylor Swift related-ness :D

Hahah sorry for the delay guys. New post was due to be released last weekend... But got caught up in.... TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT !!! WOOP WOOP ~!!!!

Omg it was sooooo good hahah. Infact; 'sooooo good' doesn't even begin to describe how good it was !! The only way I could express how I truly felt is if I got every single positive word like "awesome" and "epic" and "pwnage" and combined them all together to make a super ultimate word. It's a pity that word hasn't been invented yet. Yes my friends, that is how good it was. Lmaooo XP
Unfortunately my homogenous computer wont connect to the computer, so I can't upload any photos or videos of the concert. Though it was the only concert I've ever been to, it was the best.
Reasons as to why it was so good ? Here XP ;;

-> It's Taylor Swift :D

-> She's really good live. Just as good, if not better, than her studio stuff

-> It's Taylor Swift:D

-> Got front row spots in the mosh pit. @ Times, I was only an arms length away from her :D unfortunately, I didn't get to touch her D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
@ Some stage, in the videos, you can hear me yelling "COME CLOSER BIATCH !!! YOU'RE MINE !!!" But she didn't come closer D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

-> It's Taylor Swift :D

-> Did I mention 'cuz it's Taylor Swift ? If not, I'll mention it now :P

-> It's Taylor Swift :D

But these front row mosh pit spots weren't free. No, for there is justice in the world... Haha 'had to line up for 7 hours :D Believe it or not, I was not the first one there. There had a been a whole pack of girls who had been lining up since 5 in the mornin' .... =.="
Hahah in conclusion; Great time with Lydia :P Sure Sarah and Emily and Lydia and Emily and EVERYONE ELSE who went would agree !!


Hmmmkays, so, lately, whenever I got to buy lunch from my school canteen, I get Hot Cheese Rolls, which are basically Hot Dog Rolls, filled with hot melted cheese. The reason i get these, is because... Well, basically, I'm Asain, and these are like only "$1.50". I emphasized $1.50 because the canteen sells these hot cheese rolls for $1.50, and everyone else gets them for $1.50, BUT, I get mine for $1.00-$1.20 :D
You must be wondering why I get such a discount !!?
&& The simple answer is; because of my smile, OR THE Smile !! DUN DUN DUN *fully sick and wicked(wicked, wicked, the jungle is massive, wicked, wicked, the jungle is massive) suspenseful music*
How THE Smile works...;;
Step 1.) SMILE, but it's gotta be a subtle kinda smile. Not a big pedo one.
Step 2.) There is no step 2.
The only thing is that I've tried explaining this to Neryan and Ramit and Joe, but I just don't think they've got it in 'em.
I reckon' if there was a So You Think You Can Smile(SYTYCS), I'd totally win, hahah XP

Well, a while back, if you remember, I was trying to teach Victor what it means to keep promises, and I promised that I would try to run the entire cross country, straight. For most fit, or atleast not-lazy-bums like me, running it straight is a piece of cake. Unfortunately I'm a fatass, and cannot be bothered to get up in the morning and start training. As a result, I will probs have to gun it, destroying my body in the process...
But I really don't wanna kill my body, but backing out isn't an option, so I'm sorta in an epic fail dilema... hmmm what would thou do ?

That is all.

Thanks for reading everyone ! Please comment and/or follow if you haven't already, THANKS !

Nathan, out !

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 04; Dedication Failure. Sorry !

Hmmkays. First off, I would like to appologise to all my readers, as i failed to commit to blog writing during these holidays, and did not give any of you's a heads up, of my going on haitus.
Woopsies, that'd be slightly my bad, eh ?

Also, I've recieved many messages from people who shall remain unamed;

[Hey Nathan. You're so sexy and awesome and cool and what not. I would also really appreciate it if you would upload some photos of yourself. And I mean the ones which excentuate your rock-hard abs and massive guns.
When will you start writing more unbelievably funny and entertaining blog posts ? I'm waiting in eager anticipation for the day a new blogpost appears on my Homepage. Yes, indeedy, I have made your blog my homepage :D
Thanks
NathanIsTehBomb23]

In response to your very heart felt and real email, I am honoured that you find my blogs funny and entertaining, and have even Homepaged my blog, but unfortunately I cannot upload photos of myself due to "technical difficulties"... Sorry ~! :'(
But, as a consollation prize for being such a great blog follwer, NathanIsTehBomb23, I can give you a link to a photo of me with a six-pack. I'm the one in blue board-shorts :P;;

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=3998280&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=784662569&id=586391490

-End of Response to NathanIsTehBomb23-

Hahah, sorry to disappoint you, yet again, but this isn't an actual post. This is just my little appology post for failing to dedicate of the summer holidays. My real post should be up soon. ish. hopefully. :)

Thanks for reading everyone ! Please comment and/or follow if you haven't already, THANKS !

Nathan, out !

p.s. Do you think that email was really ? The answer will surprise you !

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p.s.s.s. My "OMG" spammage has slightly increased the length of this post. Mwahahah ;P

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 03; The Conquest Of A Testimony to True Manhood & Epic Failiures pt.1

I'm sorry for a delay in the new chapter in my life, but here it is, finally ! Hope you's enjoy :P

As many of you know, Naruto is a ninja, as well as a MAN. Part of being a ninja/man is to never give up and to never go back on your word (Never break promises). Recently I made a promise to Victor that I would compile a playlist of hyping-up music and run the Cross-Country STRAIGHT, as in, run the ENTIRE thing, no breaks. Upon reflection, I think it's fair to say, that making that promise was a stupid BUT manly and ninja thing to do, so they cancel each other out :P Now, I need to keep that promise, and that would mean;

A - Run it straight with no prior practice and completely destroy my body.

B - Start training, so i can ensure that I keep my word.

C - There are no other options. For many people C would be the 'backing out' option, but it is my obligation, NEIGH, my DUTY to not give up and do it.

I believe many of my 'friends' would advise me to go with A because it would be funny to see my body die, and they highly doubt I can do it... ITS CALLED FAITH, BITACHES

Hmmm, after examining my extremely limited options, B seems to be the 'no-brainer'. But many of you would be wrong because that would involve waking up sooner than 7.45am (I know, it is an outrage to wake up so early ~!) and I need my sexy beauty sleep, exhibit A; my sexy face :D
And can I really be bothered waking up so early, when I can just gun it...? But gunning it doesn't have a 100% success rate, like method B...

So, the true question is be a man and epic fail my body or train to become strong and keep my promise ?! They both seem like such Naruto-y things to do ~! What should I do...?
Comment your opinion, Go ~! !


In attempt to remedy my boredom, I was net surfing through http://www.i-am-bored.com/, A site for people who are bored.
And I found this; which related to my previous post about twilight. In a nut shell, it has excellent diagrams with labels, which will help me further embed the homosexuality of twilight in some reader's mind's :D
Through this, I have found about 5 pictures which can sum up the entire twilight saga-ish






I'm sorry, you can't really read the last one, but it says
"For example - Werepig (Werewolf Pig)"
"Or grown women who still thinks like 13 yo girls"
"ILY Werepig <3"

Haha, sorry this post mainly comprised of pictures, but they are funny though, riiighht...?
Lydia and Emily ~ Mah Taylor Swift Buddies ~ Forever & Always(Its the name to one of her songs from Fearless)
Thanks for reading everyone ! Please comment and/or follow if you haven't already, THANKS !
~~~0 (0)
weeeee oooooo weeeee oooooo
*That's the noise a fire truck makes :P*

Nathan, out !

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 02; Satan & Vampires & Werewolves & Other Mythological BS

Today, I shall share my near-death-experience with Ben and expand a little more on my hatred for the current twilight craze, enjoy ! :P Chapter 02 !

Ben/Satan/Lord Voldemort/He Who We Prefered To Not Be Named/(Anything else which can be associated with angry, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poisonous, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, wrong, and the list goes on) as shown bellow, can only be described as the root of all evil. ROFLMAO :)
Please note, that this is only an assumption of what he looks like, as no being has ever seen his face, lived to tell the tale, and draw/take a picture. And, yes, of course I've tried taking a picture, except whenever his face shows up on my camera screen, the camera burns to ashes and the screen + lens shatter into millions of microscopic shards. In addition, my Facebook refuses to load his profile picture, thank god for that ! :D So, unaware of his true form and image, I have been able to construct the following illustration of Ben;
(I hope you's can understand the picture ! :P)
& Now, that near death experience I shared with him. Me and some others, Neryan, Peter, Koray and Victor (I think) playing a game called "Attempt to stare at Ben's face for more that 20 seconds without crying". My near death experience - I played the game. I lasted about 10-15 seconds and tears started to form in my eyes, and at that point, I gave up. Hahah lmao, so fail ! I don't think anyone was able to actually complete that task, so it ended out as a draw ! :D

THIS IS RIDICUROUS ~!

So they to only air Astroboy in 3 locations around Australia, but they air frkn New Moon in EVERY cinema, with session times about 15-30 mins apart ! That's like 1000 sessions a day, over the entire vicinity of Australia. What an outrage :@

It strikes me as odd, as to how men could be enticed by such childish writing and fail storyline. It's about some ugly whore who falls in love with with a vampire and goes off to have a little cry. She then finds yet ANOTHER mythological animal shape shifting thing, which she falls in love with too. FRKIN' MAKE UP YOUR MIND, FOOL ! & Some other stuff happens, but nothing really interesting and they all become friends again. In other words, it's a love story[baby just say yes ! (8)], a very fail one at that too, and that's only good when its a song, e.g. Taylor Swift - Love Story. & That is the truth. I'm almost positive New Moon would attract more fans if they simply nuked the town they lived in, so everyone died. Then, there would be none of this lovey dovey BS, and it would attract guys/haters. Nukes :D Haters, like I, would come to watch these noobs get nuked :P. I also hope that, many fans of the twilight saga will watch the new movie - New Moon - only to be disappointed, as movies <>Yes, i did just say liking the twilight saga was WRONG.

Now, here is how they appeal to girls;

1. Get a few buff men, with acting talents which can easily be mistaken for
   
2. Take their shirts off
3. Make them run around without their shirts
4. Show as much naked-ness in trailers to entice fan girls
5. Sell lots of merchandise with pictures of them, naked.
6. The end

If you haven't realized, lots of it involves the main guys being naked.

Dear; some NOOBS from my class

"The tradition of organized competitive chess started in the 16th country. Chess today is a recognized sport of the International Olymic Committee."

SUCK IT FOOLS. YOU GOT PWNT BIATCHES ! QUESTION ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU ?!!

Straight from wiki :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess



Thanks for reading ~! :D
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(By request, again) Sarah is awesome and brightens (i) up my day, cause she's awesome ! :P

Nathan, out !

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - Chapter 01; Blogging, Commence !

Here we are, 24 hours(ish) after the creation of my awesome blog and I this is my second post; Chapter 01. Hope you's enjoy :P

As my some of you know, I have a an annoying bro - Damien. Actually, annoying is an understatement, and understatement, is an understatement, if you understand that, then you should be under the impression that Damien is a homo. He spends what seems to be every waking moment he has trying with me, trying to annoy me. For example;
-He would often puppet master/convince my parents into making me do something/doing something to me which would make me sad face :(
-Facebook stalk ALL my friends and try to embarrass me
- Often go onto my Facebook or MSN and talk to my friends pretending to be me, and having awkward convos with them. HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW MY PASSWORD !?!
Hmmm, I need to think of a way to get back at him... If anyone has any ideas, please comment them, thanks :D

If you knew the first thing about me, then you should know that I "heart" Taylor Swift :). For many of my "friends" see this to be a "mental disability", I see this to be a gift. The gift of having the greatest taste of music :P

Many of my friends are always talking about how "crap"(Hahah, I know right, Taylor Swift = crap ? Impossible, what a joke :D) and to them I ask them who their favourite artist is, which is followed by "Oh ? Really ? Nice *sarcasm*, would they by any chance happen to be the artist of the year ?(The finishing question), and when they answer "No", in a disappointed tone, I say "WELL SUCK MY BALLS BIATCH, TAYLOR SWIFT IS !!! TAYLOR SWIFT > X (X Being their fav. artist) :P.
PWNT. GG NO RM. NATHAN WINS ! :D
I'm sure Emily, my tsbfl would agree ! :P

So, yesterday (Saturday) I went to Towers, with friends, and watched Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs - in 3D :P, with unsurprisingly low expectations. In all honestly, it was unexpectedly good; It was funny, even for a kid's movie, adequately pro animation and a decent storyline. I'm glad we chose to watch this over that New Moon crap :P.
Also, I went onto the eVent Cinemas website, and found that Astroboy was only being aired in 3 locations, which i haven't even heard of before, and OMG'ed, then WTH'ed !! It's homo how such an anticipated movie, would only be shown in only THREE locations ! What would they have to gain from show the movie in such few locations ?!?! Did they somehow think they would earn more money by showing it in 3 venues, as opposed to their 30-40 venues ?!?, 'cuz if they did, ....... ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FRKN MINDS ?!?!? *facepalm*
I WANT TO WATCH ASTROBOY ! :P :@

I'd also like to thank those awesome 11 people who have already "followed" my blog :D
But if you haven't followed it, for whatever reason, get the hell off your lazy ass, and follow it already !
Thanks to everyone for reading;

Nathan, out !

The Tales Of Nathan The Gallant - The Prologue

Heyyo ! :)

Believe it or not, the title of my blog is a reference to Naruto(The Tales Of Jiraiya The Gallant). If you are unaware of my addiction to Naruto, then I think it is fair to say, you know very little or nothing about me :D.

Well, this a basically an intro to my "sexy" blog, what it's going to be about and why I am going to devote a fair amount of time of my "life" to this blog, which I assume will not get many viewers, but meh, it's just for fun :). To be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea what I am going to blog about, so my content will obv. vary from time to time...;).

In conclusion, I hope you enjoy reading my blog posts about absolute randomness, and,
(By request) I have this really awesome friend, who I would trust with my life, called Sarah !!! :P

Please don't forget to RSS Feed/Bookmark/Follow me ! :D

Hahaha, yeahs, I follow myself cause I'm cool like that, and thats how I roll, biatches ;)

Nathan, out !